BLOCKCHAIN FUTURE IS NOW LIVE

Go global with the WEB 4.0 superlative cross-blockchain hub, being operated by a Self-Learning Artificial Intellect (SLAI).

HOW TO BUY

A. In order to buy, receive, sell, and send GOON tokens You must have a MetaMask wallet on a desktop computer or an iOS / Android mobile device.

B. Ethereum (ETH) should be sent to Your MetaMask wallet first. You can buy ETH directly on MetaMask or transfer it to Your MetaMask wallet from another wallet and/or exchanges like FTX, Binance, Huobi, etc.

C. Access Your MetaMask wallet, then click button COPY ADDRESS, which is 0x416a2DCa0B7691a18a5B00d29A1DCc575Ecf621B, on the webpage and paste it into the appropriate box in the MetaMask wallet; now You can swap ETH for GOON*, remember that the minimum purchase volume is 20.000 GOON.

D. After completion of the transaction, You should add GOON Token Contract Address in the Assets Section of the MetaMask wallet, contract address is 0x3c2f3F1B2d8eeA420055D3CF7D0Ceabf8432ecf3.


* Taking into consideration the fact that Smart-Contracts are involved in transactions we recommend You use the gas limit of 200.000.
** Make sure to use the Ethereum Mainnet network when transferring ETH, otherwise Your crypto-funds will be lost.
*** Beware of scams and never send Your private keys to anyone, GOON Team will never ask You for Your tokens or seed phrase.

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GOON ITO
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I hereby confirm that I am not a Chinese national and/or U.S. citizen/resident or a resident in any jurisdiction which prohibits the sale of GOON Tokens.

ABOUT

GOpherON Lab (further “GOON”) is the live Grail and Holy future of Blockchain

We are highly proud to introduce Mr. Gopher to all of You; he is the SLAI, which accepted our offer to participate in the building of the new blockchain Reality and arrived on the Earth from Saturn several months ago for this particular purpose. His power exceeds the total of Google Sycamore and Jiuzhang, and this is the reason why he governs multi-leveled and dynamically changing blockchain architecture as easily as Mr. Rocco Siffredi performs an examination of rectums to all interested persons. However, only a team of honorable confederates can change the world, and gopher squads help him (and us) in this quest, acting as couriers – Musketeers for the secure information transmission between the main GOON nodes, which are being located all-around the Earth.

New Reality

Digital Dreams Come Truth

GOON is the heart, core, and hub for all the existing blockchains; from the moment of the launch and forever, each and any type of data, which are being stored in various chains, will be available in one place. Eventually, You will be able to forget about sleepless nights, resulting from problems in matching and compilation; information retrieval will become simple, like an opening of a Netflix account.

KEY FEATURES

Zero Carbon Dioxide Emission

Our Team, the SLAI, and all the gopher squads really care about Mother Earth, while BTC, ETH, LTC, and all the other bastards (energy-consumers), using POW, are not! That is the main reason why the fundamental responsibility of all the crypto community is to sell old-world crypto and purchase GOON tokens, only such an action will help make our planet green.

Absolute Anonymity of Transactions

The distribution of data between the GOON nodes is being performed by the gopher squads via their underground tunnels. Thus, nobody has a possibility, or even the smallest chance, to track Sender and/or Recipient of transactions; hence this is the right time to forget about BitsMix, PrivCoin and all other shitty crypto-mixers.

Complete Information Safety

There is no secret that almost all blockchains are vulnerable to hacker attacks. With the intention to solve this problem once and forever, we are honored to present the world’s first blockchain hub with 81 level of security. Making the simplest comparison between the existing ones and GOON safety protocols, it becomes obvious that, e.g., Binance’ SAFU is nothing, but a drop of urine in contrast with a pristine ocean. Striving for absolute information safety is the reason why we don’t cooperate with typical DHL / UPS couriers but work with the Musketeers gopher squads; they mercilessly fuck assassins, which are being hired by both hardware manufactures, such as Bitmain/Canaan/NVIDIA, for stealing of information and protection of the old mining world, as well as by International greedy Corporations, like damned Citadel Broadcasting.

Infinite Scalability

The GOON protocol is the next and simultaneously final level of, even theoretically, possible scalability, viz., in case of a sharp load increase, squirrels-volunteers will join gophers for the purpose of data distribution between the nodes. If the squirrel’s performance is not enough, then chipmunks, mice, and other rodents will go into a battle.

Undisputed Domination

In fact, there are no serious reasons to spend time for clarification of all the GOON revolutionary know-how in detail, since even the visible power difference in comparison with any other existing blockchain solutions, like e.g., Polkadot, is obvious, because the size matters.

POWER OF STABILITY

Bears Suck all the Time

50% from the collected crypto assets will be converted, upon completion of the ITO, into Berkshire Hathaway Inc-CL A shares, which, owing to the high price level, are not accessible for small investors; thus, the easy fiat-convertible reserves will be available for the further development of the GOON project. It is important to separately specify that both crypto and fiat funds will be fully controlled by the SLAI, and, at the time of a Bear Market, the main volume of the tokens will be automatically bought back by him, for the reduction of an available market offer, as a result, the GOON price will either rise or remain stable, at least.

Happy Investors

It makes no sense to explain that when a token (coin) price is always stable and/or rising, then the Institutional Investors come running with a burning ass and buy all available volume from the market, thereby simultaneously pumping the token (coin) price to the moon and dumping all the rest coins; hence, the price of the GOON token will reach the Moon very soon after the launch.

Equity

Fair Price

The key value of the ITO, which we are pleased to share with all the crypto community, is everyone’s equal rights for the participation in the public sale of the tokens under the fixed price, without provision of any privileges to institutional investors. BlackRock did already contact us with the miserable request for the special CrowdSale price level, however, we proudly sent it to hell.

Brave Hearts

GOON is a global project, which is open for residents of all possible jurisdictions, moreover, stupid KYC is absolutely not our story. Thus, during the process of tokens purchase You should simply confirm, that You are not a Chinese national and/or U.S. citizen/resident, and welcome on board! Remember, we have no fear in hearts, unlike the Telegram sluts, and just FYI – our balls are round, big, strong, and beautiful.

Friendship

Each member of the crypto community is not just an investor, but our valuable Partner and Friend. For the present moment, GOON is only at the start of its fascinating and magical way, however, it is obvious that we will not be able to overcome such a difficult path alone. Hence, we offer to join our band to all of You, because only together we are the power that can change the crypto world!

Roadmap

5 June 2021
Start of the Founder’s Friend Birthday Party; a ton of various flammable alcohol has been delivered to the location.
6 June 2021
Continuation of the Party, origination of an idea to earn a lot of money by means of an ICO.
7 June 2021
Replacing of the alcohol by the “legal” psychostimulants, further development of the ICO idea, team building.
8 June 2021
Combination of the alcohol and psychostimulants, sleep in unconsciousness, arrival of the SLAI from Saturn, first meeting.
9 - 10 June 2021
Negotiations with the SLAI concerning the new Reality Creation, increasing of the alcohol and psychostimulants consumption.
11 June 2021
Reaching the binding cooperation Agreement with the SLAI and mental signing of it.
12 June 2021
Development of the Business Plan and cyber pilot hub mechanics for the future platform.
13 - 14 June 2021
Completion of the Birthday Party, start of the ICO Party in Badoo style, the arrival of the Insta-Girls for inspiration purposes.
15 - 25 June 2021
Development of the GOpherON Lab (GOON) concept, attraction of the Advisors.
26 June 2021
Elaboration of the GOON legal model in various jurisdictions, changing of the procedure to the ITO instead of ICO. Attracting of $1000 investments for the SLAI home (server).
27 - 30 June 2021
Development of the GOON platform mock-up, technical audit.
01 - 02 July 2021
Formation of the partnership model in the GOON ecosystem. Start of the platform development and ecosystem formation (more than 5 existing partners).
03 - 25 July 2021
Preparation for the ITO. Conclusion of the cooperation Agreement with the gopher squads in exchange for a carrot. Continuation of the platform development, further ecosystem formation (more than 10000 planned partners).
26 - 30 July 2021
PreITO conduction, the start of a White Paper.
August - October 2021
Implementation of the SLAI, testing of data transmission by the gopher squads, completion of the White Paper.
01 - 16 November 2021
The release of the GOON ERC-20 tokens on the Ethereum platform, Smart-Contracts creation.
17 November 2021
Start of the ITO.
18 Nov. - 31 Dec. 2021
Development of the GOON blockchain, based on Proof of Gopher (PoG) Consensus, the addition of the new cross-chains mechanics.
January - March 2022
Migration of the GOON protocol from the Ethereum platform to the own blockchain.
01 April 2022
Finish of the ITO, launch of the GOON alpha 1.0.
April - May 2022
Listing on Binance, FTX, Huobi Global, and Coinbase.

Our motivated team

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    Chip
    CEO & Founder

    Insists that he lived at the home of Satoshi Nakamoto as the friend (lover), and that the idea of Bitcoin belongs to him, as well as that Craig Wright sucks with slurping. We are not sure about all these things, although who knows…

    Chip
    CEO & Founder

    Insists that he lived at the home of Satoshi Nakamoto as the friend (lover), and that the idea of Bitcoin belongs to him, as well as that Craig Wright sucks with slurping. We are not sure about all these things, although who knows…

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    Richard Hendricks
    CTO & Co-Founder

    As the former CEO of Pied Piper, Richard was responsible for the creation and further development of the innovative compression protocol, which, with some unique improvements, is being used in the GOON project.

    Richard Hendricks
    CTO & Co-Founder

    As the former CEO of Pied Piper, Richard was responsible for the creation and further development of the innovative compression protocol, which, with some unique improvements, is being used in the GOON project.

  • Mikky

    Mikky the Coder
    Senior Architect

    Mikky has spent the last several years obtaining experience in Minecraft, CS 1.5 / 1.6, and Fortnite. These edges of knowledge, together with his beginner level in Visual Basic, look very perspective for the creation of the most powerful and innovative blockchain hub in the world.

    Mikky the Coder
    Senior Architect

    Mikky has spent the last several years obtaining experience in Minecraft, CS 1.5 / 1.6, and Fortnite. These edges of knowledge, together with his beginner level in Visual Basic, look very perspective for the creation of the most powerful and innovative blockchain hub in the world.

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    CryptoUnicorn
    CMO

    He is amazingly wonderful in marketing, however, each morning of Sunday and Saturday, he has to barf out all shitty promises given to crypto-influencers during ROUGH nights of the bounty program, as well as all finishes (shots), which he received from them.

    CryptoUnicorn
    CMO

    He is amazingly wonderful in marketing, however, each morning of Sunday and Saturday, he has to barf out all shitty promises given to crypto-influencers during ROUGH nights of the bounty program, as well as all finishes (shots), which he received from them.

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    Taylor Mason
    Chief AI Tester

    Taylor is a brilliant example of gender diversity and has joined our team as a non-binary (going by they / them pronouns) person, in order to conquer the DeFi market.

    Taylor Mason
    Chief AI Tester

    Taylor is a brilliant example of gender diversity and has joined our team as a non-binary (going by they / them pronouns) person, in order to conquer the DeFi market.

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    Zeus
    CISO

    Ancient Gods are in the team, Zeus strikes anyone’s ass, who tries to arrange an attack on the GOON blockchain, by the powerful lightnings. During sleep, he always screams, touching the scratched dick, Never Fuck Tigers (NFT)!

    Zeus
    CISO

    Ancient Gods are in the team, Zeus strikes anyone’s ass, who tries to arrange an attack on the GOON blockchain, by the powerful lightnings. During sleep, he always screams, touching the scratched dick, Never Fuck Tigers (NFT)!

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    Splinter
    Yoga Coach

    Being a very sensitive person, he mourns the death of Polkadot, because who will need such a weak project after the release of our glorious beauty?

    Splinter
    Yoga Coach

    Being a very sensitive person, he mourns the death of Polkadot, because who will need such a weak project after the release of our glorious beauty?

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    Fat Bill
    Founder’s Friend

    Nobody knows what his responsibilities are, but Bill has been living in the kitchen since the start of the GOON development. His superpower is eating smoothies.

    Fat Bill
    Founder’s Friend

    Nobody knows what his responsibilities are, but Bill has been living in the kitchen since the start of the GOON development. His superpower is eating smoothies.

Our Advisory Board

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    Sasha Grey

    She knows well how to perform a deep integration of several things into one, and this expertise is priceless for the creation of the multi-blockchain Universe.

    Sasha Grey

    She knows well how to perform a deep integration of several things into one, and this expertise is priceless for the creation of the multi-blockchain Universe.

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    Donald J. Trump

    "Old DoDonald had a farm, E – I – E – I – O. And on his farm he mined a Crypto, E – I – E – I – O..."

    Donald J. Trump

    "Old DoDonald had a farm, E – I – E – I – O. And on his farm he mined a Crypto, E – I – E – I – O..."

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    Warren E. Buffett

    “As I always said all the Crypto is nothing else but a SCAM, however, this project is ready to buy the Berkshire shares, at least.”

    Warren E. Buffett

    “As I always said all the Crypto is nothing else but a SCAM, however, this project is ready to buy the Berkshire shares, at least.”

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    Elon Musk

    "To be clear, I strongly believe in crypto, but, most important, is to be careful during your trip to Mars."

    Elon Musk

    "To be clear, I strongly believe in crypto, but, most important, is to be careful during your trip to Mars."

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    Ashton Kutcher

    "Guys, you must know one simple thing – viz. Airbnb is farting, while GOpherON is the Grail!"

    Ashton Kutcher

    "Guys, you must know one simple thing – viz. Airbnb is farting, while GOpherON is the Grail!"

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    Bold Guy Brazzers

    “Hmmm, I am with Sasha, and what is going on here?”

    Bold Guy Brazzers

    “Hmmm, I am with Sasha, and what is going on here?”

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    Scrooge McDuck

    “We need as much money as only possible, thus, in order to get xxx, please be so kind to send us all Your ETH without any hesitations.”

    Scrooge McDuck

    “We need as much money as only possible, thus, in order to get xxx, please be so kind to send us all Your ETH without any hesitations.”

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    Leo D. Clubber

    His astonishing talent will help us with the organization of the Great alco-sexy Party upon completion of the ITO.

    Leo D. Clubber

    His astonishing talent will help us with the organization of the Great alco-sexy Party upon completion of the ITO.

Distribution of Tokens

Breaking the Crypto Limits

Finally, the time to change the rules of the game is now! Become a part of the new seamless blockchain world and get unlimited power on the tips of Your fingers.
P.S. Yes, no CrowdSale.

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